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in these hard times dont forgety that jack morrison’s ass is canonically flat as a board

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#when he said he couldnt give vincent the life he deserved this is what he was talking about

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flightsofwonder:

no offense rami but billy porter is channeling the most freddie energy tonight by FAR

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most things that were used to kill or repel demons were just antibacterial or very healthy. bacteria can’t live for long on a silver surface. garlic is hella good for your immune system. holy water is water that you’re not allowed to shit in.

I don’t have a point I’m trying to make I just think it’s kinda cool where supernatural beliefs intersect with real science

Bacteria are demons

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the ONLY almost-good thing about s76 being gay is now we get to see gamer bros go onto the blizzard forums and scream and demand refunds just like they did when tracer was confirmed gay

this is the literal only reason im gonna stan gay jack and nothing else

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😫💕 took these pictures of my sister today 🙏🏾 can’t wait to meet my nephew.

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Shangela is my favorite like her MIND

now THAT is strategic thinking

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the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is

He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character

hes shaped like a friend

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stop-watching-anime:

east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred

west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand

midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so

southern blogger: y'all’d’ve

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TIL of the “Tiffany Problem”. Tiffany is a medieval name—short for Theophania—from the 12th century. Authors can’t use it in historical or fantasy fiction, however, because the name looks too modern. This is an example of how reality is sometimes too unrealistic.

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“Authors can’t use it in fantasy fiction, eh? We’ll see about that…”

–Terry Pratchett, probably

Try to implement anything but a conservative’s sixth grade education level of medieval or Victorian times and you will butt into this. all. the. time. 

There was a literaly fad in the 1890′s for nipple rings for all genders(and NO, it was NOT under the mistaken belief that it would help breastfeeding–there’s LOTS of doctors’ writing at the time telling people to STOP and that they thought it would ruin the breast’s ability to breastfeed well, etc). It was straight up because the Victorians were freaks, okay
Imagine trying to make a Victorian character with nipple rings. IMAGINE THE ACCUSATIONS OF GROSS HISTORICAL INACCURACY

people just really, REALLY have entrenched ideas of what people in the past were like

tell them the vikings were clean, had a complex democratic legal system, respected women, had freeform rap battles, and had child support payments? theyd call you a liar

tell them that chopsticks became popular in china during the bronze age because street food vendors were all the rage and they wanted to have disposable eating utensils? theyll say youre making that up

tell them native americans had a trade network stretching from canada to peru and built sacred mounds bigger then the pyramids of giza? you are some SJW twisting facts

ancient egypt had circular saws, debt cards, and eye surgery? are you high?

our misconception of medieval peasants being illiterate and living in poverty in one room mud huts being their own creation as part of a century long tax aversion scam? you stole that from the game of thrones reject bin

iron age india had stone telescopes, air conditioning, and the number 0 along with all ‘arabic’ numbers including algebra and calculus? i understand some of those words.

romans had accurate maps detailing vacation travel times along with a star rating for hotels along the way, fast food restaurants, swiss army knives, black soldiers in brittany, traded with china, and that soldiers wrote thank-you notes when their parents sent them underwear in the mail? but they thought the earth was flat!

ancient bronze age mesopotamia had pedantic complaints sent to merchants about crappy goods, comedic performances, and transgender/nobinary representation? what are you smoking?


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Bob and a few other queens got REAL about racism.

Y'all people really don’t get it: the point is to not consider being racist an insult. It’s factual that there are race biases ingrained into people’s minds and the first step to eradicate them is to accept it. Saying she’s being racist further proves that you didn’t understand a damn thing. Every white American is “racist”, as in they have been raised with racist concepts; black people have been raised with the same concepts, except they either refuse them or internalize it. As Bob said, white people don’t have an history of being killed and hanged and enslaved for being black. And they will NEVER understand that. While black people still have, to this day, to fear some parts of the USA for the forementioned motives.

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i hate when villager is grouped with the ‘kids of smash bros’ you know, villager is old enough to own his own place and be a mayor and run a town, in the first animal crossing game, one of the first items you get is a journal called ‘college rules’ which means villager has gone to college, villager is probably around his early-mid 20s

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this here is grown ass man don’t forget

i think he’s a kid and the furries are too stupid to tell how old humans are

they don’t know human lives are so long. isabelle is probably like 8

College Rule as in it’s a college ruled composition notebook.

The Villager from Animal Crossing is a stand-in of the biblical figure Nimrod, ruler of Babylon.

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Look at the horns on his head

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Also the tower of babel explains the weird animalese the villagers speak.

In short, the villager is more cruel than any beast and more cunning than any man. To call him mortal is a grave mistake.

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